Biscuit foils robbery

A robbery was foiled recently in the Post Office of a sleepy Lincolnshire town, by the heroic actions of a quick thinking assistant armed only with a biscuit.
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In a miraculous chain of events, the bungled robbery ended without injury to any of the staff or other customers in the Post Office. The, as yet unnamed, assailant entered the building and joined the queue like a regular customer. But as he got to the counter he asked assistant, Beryl Clarke (46) to hand over all the money while gesturing that he had a weapon in his pocket.

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Biscuit record attempt ends in tragedy

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A Ukrainian born competitive eater has sustained serious injuries during a failed Guinness World Record attempt.

Things were going well for him at the World Biscuit Eating Championships where he intended to smash his own record of 46 biscuits in a minute. Until 36 second in, he took a breath out of time and inhaled more crumbs than his championship throat could handle.

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Biscuit injury figures down to record low

 

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Promising new research shows that biscuit related injuries in the UK are down to the lowest number since records began. And some types of injuries have been reduced to zero. The British Biscuit Advisory Board’s (BBAB) recent warning advertisements are being praised as the most successful safety campaign since the Green Cross Code Man.

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